The Sickness

funny-dog-pictures-sick-in-bed-coughFor the last two months, everyone in our office has taken at least one sick day, some of us four or five. The flu has spread like a wild fire and no one has been spared. Everyday we try to take measures to improve our immune system, but also everyday we do things that destroy it and make it cry like a little girl.

~ forced happy hours
~ sleep deprivation from partying after happy hours
~ coughing on people and communal things
~ making out with each other (just kidding, gross)
~ smoking cigarettes
~ ten-hour work days

Using hand sanitizer, which is probably more harmful than the flu, and drinking liters of water isn’t cutting it. Even Stacey’s mom drawer can’t save us. Thank God we just hired ten more people to help pick up the slack.

JB

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One Comment

  1. David Hong
    Posted November 12, 2009 at 4:21 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Meh, I’m not sick. **knocks on trees lining the street**

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